Crossposted, wocka wocka wocka
Being on the complaints line can be a soul-crushing experience. Especially when you're on the receiving end of a batch of narrow-minded religious fanatics.
So give your nearest Pepsi bottler a call (as per the American Family Association's boycott page at http://www.boycottpepsico.com/pepsidistributors.aspx) and give them some love for standing up to those nitwits.
(why, yes I'm on the AFA's mailing list. Why do you ask?)